Static

I'm looking forward to a change in the weather.

It's not that I dislike cold weather, it's just that I'm tired of getting zapped everytime I get out of my van.
It only happens in the winter.
I guess I could attach one of those strip things to ground my van, but I'm not that energetic.

I wouldn't mind it so much if I could zap other people as well; like a minor superhero.

But I only zap myself.

Maybe my powers are still evolving.

License Plates

Maybe it's just me, but....

a car without a license plate looks abandoned, undrivable, and just plain strange.

I think most countries use the license plate system; either, on the back, front, or both.
It doesn't make the people drive any better though.


I'm suspicious of dealer plates and temporary permits too.