Tuesday, 15 April 2008

Sparkling Mineral Water


I’ve never been a big fan of sparkling mineral water.

Most places I’ve lived it’s been available, but always hiding on a bottom shelf or huddled with the other random drinks relegated to the fridge seldom opened.

In some countries it’s really popular: part of daily life. That’s fine with me.

In most South American countries, it’s bought as often as regular bottled water.

I got used to it being served with coffee in Argentina. I drank it and enjoyed it; but still would never buy it on purpose.

I only bought it once by mistake.

Extremely hungover I bought two bottles of the stuff.

If you don’t know, sparkling water does not help a hangover.

It doesn’t feel good when you guzzle it.

And personally, I don’t like burping when I’m hungover.

The contents bubbling over when I took the cap off it didn’t help either.



Why do they have it displayed next to the regular water?

Sure it’s water, but there is a night and day difference between sparkling and regular water.

It’s like buying unsweetened baking chocolate instead of a chocolate bar.

You don’t find those things snuggling up to each other on a grocery store shelf.



note: Can you use sparkling water to make instant coffee?

Can you use it in your car radiator?

Can you water plants with it?

If you put it in a hamster’s drink bottle, would you still have a hamster the next day?

From Behind the Wheel


Top Ten Phrases I use while driving.

pre-emptive note:
I am quite a patient driver and do not suffer from Road Rage.
I do not tailgate people I think are driving slow and seldom use my horn.

But I am a verbal driver and find myself saying the same things over and over again when confronted with bad drivers.

So, in no particular order:

1. Come on! What are you doing?

2. Today oldman, today!

3. No, this side is mine. Your side of the road is over there.

4. You can do it. Just turn a little bit more.

5. Blinker then brake people. Blinker then brake.

6. Fxxkin' Jexxs!

7. Are you even trying to make the light?

8. No way! You can't do that!

9. There are just not enough bullets in the world.

10. He's driving with 2 feet! He's driving with 2 feet!

Curved Escalators


Maybe I've lived a sheltered life, but I've never seen one of these before.

I like M.C. Escher drawings and optical illusions, but this curved escalator is magic.
Not being an engineer or very bright; when I think about how this thing actually works, it does my head in.

note: taken at a shopping center in Yokohama, Japan.
youtube has a few videos on one in Caesar's Palace, Las Vegas.