I've seen a friend put one grape into a tupperware container and store it in the fridge to eat later.
I saw it with my own eyes! I swear!
I asked him why?
Because I can't eat it now. I'm full," he said.
Tupperware must love him.
Looking through other people's fridges is a real eye opener: salad dressing bottles with a few drops congealing at the bottom, half a piece of toast wrapped up in tinfoil, a fuzzy green blob of something that may have once been a small mouthful of cheese.
To bastardize Shakespeare:
Something from Denmark is in a state of rotting.
note: bathroom cabinets are worse usually.


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