Malarkey

Why is it always A bunch of malarkey?

It's never
a pack of malarkey
a group of malarkey
a coven of malarkey
a chunk of malarkey
a thick slice of malarkey
an unruly crowd of malarkey
a mob of malarkey
a junta of malarkey
a triad of malarkey
a small gathering of malarkey
a congress of malarkey
a murder of malarkey
a pod of malarkey
a basket of malarkey
an assortment of malarkey

Always a bunch of malarkey