Monday, 10 March 2008

One Ply


I finally finished the 12 pack of one ply toilet paper I bought by mistake.

As a single guy, it lasted far too long.
Just when I thought I could open the two ply pack, there were always a few more rolls of the dreaded one ply to get through.
What was I thinking when I bought it?
It looked so nice on the shelf: fluffy, strong, bouncy, and attractive.
How was I to know it was all a lie?

Who buys one ply anyway?

Truck stops, Service areas, cheap restaurants, department stores. The list goes on and on....

Now I am back on easy streets, living in the lap of luxury.

No more dreaded shuffling off to the toilet for me!

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