I drove on a road yesterday and it was okay: today the roadcrews are working on it.
Why are the roads always being fixed?
Is the person responsible for roadwork decisions a hypochondriac?
"Sure it looks alright, but it just doesn't feel right. We better dig it up and take a look."
"That street is turning a funny colour; I don't like it. We better resurface it."
"The leftside of the highway is okay now, but the rightside is a bit off."
"It's not right! It should be....
staighter, more curved, more banked, less banked, leveled, widened, narrowed, higher, lower, smoother, or maybe with a few more bumps."
"Maybe we need a bypass?"
"Take a few samples and send them to the lab."
"Take some photos and get a second opinion."
In summer, I think he is self-medicating!
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