From Behind the Wheel

Top Ten Phrases I use while driving.

pre-emptive note:
I am quite a patient driver and do not suffer from Road Rage.
I do not tailgate people I think are driving slow and seldom use my horn.

But I am a verbal driver and find myself saying the same things over and over again when confronted with bad drivers.

So, in no particular order:

1. Come on! What are you doing?

2. Today oldman, today!

3. No, this side is mine. Your side of the road is over there.

4. You can do it. Just turn a little bit more.

5. Blinker then brake people. Blinker then brake.

6. Fxxkin' Jexxs!

7. Are you even trying to make the light?

8. No way! You can't do that!

9. There are just not enough bullets in the world.

10. He's driving with 2 feet! He's driving with 2 feet!