Friday, 4 April 2008

Soup and Crackers


It's just not soup, if there are no crackers in it.

I love crackers in soup. I'll dump in 6 or 8 at a time, let them get a bit soggy, and then devour them. I can eat about 30 crackers with a bowl of soup.

I don't do the old hand clap/cracker thing and break them up: I put them in whole.

Soup with out crackers is like:

-watching your favourite sport, but the play-by-play is in a language you don't know.

-turkey with no dressing/stuffing, gravy, or cranberry sauce.

-a school with out a drinking fountain in the hall.

-a chinese restaurant with out placemats explaining the Chinese Zodiac.

-a car without a stereo/radio.

-a Playboy without a centerfold.

-a visit to the dentist without getting a free toothbrush.

-underwear without pockets.

-a calendar without November.

It's just not right.

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