This Is The End

The ends of things are usually bad:

-the end of a relationship
-the end of a friendship
-the end of the toilet roll
-the end of a cigar
-the ends of a cucumber
-the end of the gas in your tank
-the end of a gun
-the end of a favourite TV show
-the end of the alcohol
-the end of your favourite sport’s season ( a hard 2 - 6 months in between)



But some endings are good!

-The End episode of Red Dwarf (actually the first episode)

-the end of winter (unless you are a skier/snowboarder)
-the end of a bad relationship
-the end of the work week
-the end of a bad bottle of shampoo

But my favourite ends are…

the ends of a freshly baked loaf of bread.

The crusts, the door stops, or the heels are the best!