Everything happens for a reason.
You can clean your underwear and sheets.
You can move to another town where no one knows you.
You can join a 12 step group.
You can join a 10 pin league.
You can always get another girl/boyfriend.
You can get corrective clothing/aparatus.
You can pay lots of money and all is forgiven.
You can claim it was your twin brother/sister.
It was the alcohol, the full moon, your upbringing, poor choice of friends, or the cancellation of your favourite TV show.
Don't worry; in a 100 years no one will care.
You can clean your underwear and sheets.
You can move to another town where no one knows you.
You can join a 12 step group.
You can join a 10 pin league.
You can always get another girl/boyfriend.
You can get corrective clothing/aparatus.
You can pay lots of money and all is forgiven.
You can claim it was your twin brother/sister.
It was the alcohol, the full moon, your upbringing, poor choice of friends, or the cancellation of your favourite TV show.
Don't worry; in a 100 years no one will care.
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