I think that Purina should expand their line of products.
They have Dog Chow, Puppy Chow, Cat Chow, and Kitten Chow.
A few upscale items for the picky: Purina Treats, Fancy Feast, Pro Plan, Purina One, Top Choice, and Beneful (not sure what that is but it sounds good ).
They have Alpo for the hungry dog who likes it wet.
They've done a pretty good job at keeping dogs and cats alive.
Maybe they should expand their line of products and start catering to humans.
Mom, I'm hungry.
"Break out the bag of People Chow if you're hungry!!!"
Tonight has to be special.
"Open a few cans of Fancy Feast! Let's go all out!!"
I feel peckish for some nibblies.
"Let's have a bowl of Purina Human Treats!"
I'm watching my weight.
"I'll have the Purina Top Choice Diets. I ate way too much this weekend".
I need something to soak up all this alcohol.
"Open a few big cans of Hungry Man Alpo and Voila!"
note: Sorry, I was watching Soylent Green again
They have Dog Chow, Puppy Chow, Cat Chow, and Kitten Chow.
A few upscale items for the picky: Purina Treats, Fancy Feast, Pro Plan, Purina One, Top Choice, and Beneful (not sure what that is but it sounds good ).
They have Alpo for the hungry dog who likes it wet.
They've done a pretty good job at keeping dogs and cats alive.
Maybe they should expand their line of products and start catering to humans.
Mom, I'm hungry.
"Break out the bag of People Chow if you're hungry!!!"
Tonight has to be special.
"Open a few cans of Fancy Feast! Let's go all out!!"
I feel peckish for some nibblies.
"Let's have a bowl of Purina Human Treats!"
I'm watching my weight.
"I'll have the Purina Top Choice Diets. I ate way too much this weekend".
I need something to soak up all this alcohol.
"Open a few big cans of Hungry Man Alpo and Voila!"
note: Sorry, I was watching Soylent Green again
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